So its 11am on Friday 21st December 2012…Eleven minutes before the world is due to end…according to the Mayans!!!
What better way to celebrate being fried alive than to blog, except if the world really does end at 11.11am UK time as predicted then nobody will read this!!
I’m thinking that given the amount of rain currently falling in Scotland there is little chance of any fireballs from the sky actually taking hold and burning anything…fire hits Scotland…fire goes out due to excessive moisture!
Now 11.05am…a siren on an emergency vehicle can be heard on the main road…is it a sign??? Probably someone drowning in a puddle….
11.07am…The impending apocalypse still not in sight…more rain from the sky…slight bit of wind blowing through…oh, sorry that was just my dog Coco letting one go!!
11.10am…oh well…still nothing…what a major disappointment for all those folk who are gullible enough to believe this shit…they should get a hobby!!
END OF WORLD UPDATE 11.11am………Still here!!!!
11.12am…Good job I bought those Christmas presents after all…looks like they will be needed!!!
11.13am…Have to say the actual end of the world was on a par with the film 2012…it was bloody rubbish as well!!!
So that is it then…thanks for following the end of the world on my blog…no doubt another pointless date related disaster will be along soon to keep us all occupied!!! Why on earth do people believe this stuff??? The end of the world will come when mankind decides to kill itself…until then we will have to put up with it…Happy Days!!!
Won’t be asking any Mayans to predict my lottery numbers anytime soon….idiots!